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Okay, please don't talk down to us. We know how guns work and why the joke is funny. Oh, and, just to clarify, the *propellant* explodes, not the *bullet*.
Anonymous

im so flattered one of the comments ive made on a post has been circulated so much that im getting angry anon messages over it

i apologize that i do not know the correct terminology for guns anon, i can see you find the specific vocabulary related to guns very important, i only have a basic understanding of how guns work and i saw it to be funny with that knowledge in mind. the humor i was relating to is a time honored one where a joke that is funny simply in semi-comprehension can provide additional humor on another level upon further examination. 

airbenderedacted:

caveyos:

it is just me or i can picture her saying
- you’re
- a little
- bitch

i’m laughing so hard at thi s oh my god

airbenderedacted:

caveyos:

it is just me or i can picture her saying

- you’re

- a little

- bitch

i’m laughing so hard at thi s oh my god

If you wouldn't mind could you make a gif of the last part of when Wheatley and the space core are in space but the space core gets freaked out and is saying that its too much space?its just a bit weird to see that gif set without that part

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sorry it took me so long i was making it loop

also i couldn’t find a video where space core says too much space sorry this is the closest thing i could find to what you said

oh
 guess that post about the turret got around.
i’ll have to be a little more active on this blog hi everybody

oh

 guess that post about the turret got around.

i’ll have to be a little more active on this blog hi everybody

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

the graphics for portal 3 look fuckin tight man

the graphics for portal 3 look fuckin tight man

stillalivedoingscience:


"Look how small you are down there! I can barely see you! Very tiny and insignificant!"

this gif is beautiful omg

stillalivedoingscience:

"Look how small you are down there! I can barely see you! Very tiny and insignificant!"

this gif is beautiful omg