#the aperture science computer aided enrichment center would like to kindly ask you to not break the laws of physics during your testing period #if you feel the need to wreak such existential mayhem #please equip the patented singularity proof aperture science communication device to document your excruciating demise #friends and family will be awarded with a complementary plaque for your contribution to Science
Full-scale Portal turret
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO STICK THIS THING LIKE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM OR AROUND A CORNER IN SOME HALLWAY OR SOMETHING AND JUST WATCH THE LOOK PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY RUN INTO IT
I’d try and modify mine to shoot nerf darts
Aperture Science Hazzing.
omg there’s more
no wheatley that’s too much
no- why would you- no stop
stOP IT OH MY GOD
WHY WOULD YOU
YOU DON’T PUT
COME ON STOP
THAT’S NOT HOW YOU MAKE PIZZA
Quick, somebody give him his own Food Network show!
waht aonther oNE
isn’t this how everyone makes their pizza, though? no? just me? okay.
Can’t figure out what must be wrong with the bloody thing! The eggs make sense but I’ve got the feeling this cook book isn’t quite right…
This gif is just..